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9th January 2012

Photo reblogged from shut up becky

shutupbecky:

pascetimomatoes:

Bored at 1am. Lets make pancakes.

Heyyyy next time you’re bored at 1am and want pancakes… please go to a diner instead of using our food and nearly spoiling our eggs and leaving a mess and dirty dishes for us to clean up in the morning. Kthnx.

1. We did not use your eggs, Becky. We bought our own.
2. I already apologized for the mess.
3. SORRY.
4. I’ll cook you pancakes and leave a mess in my kitchen next time.
5. JEEZ.
6. The diners were closed at that time on Sundays.

shutupbecky:

pascetimomatoes:

Bored at 1am. Lets make pancakes.

Heyyyy next time you’re bored at 1am and want pancakes… please go to a diner instead of using our food and nearly spoiling our eggs and leaving a mess and dirty dishes for us to clean up in the morning. Kthnx.

1. We did not use your eggs, Becky. We bought our own.

2. I already apologized for the mess.

3. SORRY.

4. I’ll cook you pancakes and leave a mess in my kitchen next time.

5. JEEZ.

6. The diners were closed at that time on Sundays.

Source: pascetimomatoes